i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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