Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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