My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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