He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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