belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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