You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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