Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
literally had 100 drinks last night.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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