she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize