therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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