oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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