OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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