yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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