So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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