She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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