Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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