we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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