i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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