Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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