i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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