There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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