you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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