You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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