i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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