found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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