someone get that fucking seahorse.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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