Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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