school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Let's get the cat blown out
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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