Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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