Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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