She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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