Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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