Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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