I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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