my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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