shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I still have a little drunk in my system
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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