remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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