so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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