That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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