I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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