And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Is it because I queefed?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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