So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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