Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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