i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
foreskin is a definite game changer
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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