I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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