Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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