Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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