Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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