so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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