Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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