I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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