so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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