Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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